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Post by mdsizzle on Nov 1, 2023 13:01:22 GMT
Some familiar faces were pissed that they were traded and really whooped me this week for my first loss... Strong work Schlichy! Speaking of familiar...Stupid Team Buttholeface with a full roadrunner imitation. Hung around about 5 points behind me all week and then did that weird tongue thing and sped way out in front. Why isn't Jack Hughes injured yet? Isn't that an NHL bylaw? Can we get Bettman to look into this? I can make him injured real quick... 10 minutes on my roster and I'd have his ACL hanging from the rafters.
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Post by dannycater on Nov 1, 2023 16:55:24 GMT
I'm starting to think that certain guys are allergic to Fantasy hockey...like Johnny Gaudreau.
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Post by bookboy007 on Nov 1, 2023 17:27:47 GMT
Speaking of familiar...Stupid Team Buttholeface with a full roadrunner imitation. Hung around about 5 points behind me all week and then did that weird tongue thing and sped way out in front. Why isn't Jack Hughes injured yet? Isn't that an NHL bylaw? Can we get Bettman to look into this? I can make him injured real quick... 10 minutes on my roster and I'd have his ACL hanging from the rafters. Yeah, but then OC would get something in a trade for him and that would help nothing.
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Post by mdsizzle on Nov 1, 2023 19:48:43 GMT
I can make him injured real quick... 10 minutes on my roster and I'd have his ACL hanging from the rafters. Yeah, but then OC would get something in a trade for him and that would help nothing. Not if we can just really screw him over! We're smart guys, right? Let's figure this out.
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Post by mdsizzle on Nov 1, 2023 19:50:25 GMT
I'm starting to think that certain guys are allergic to Fantasy hockey...like Johnny Gaudreau. Johnny really just needs to have a shit ton of points to be a good fantasy hockey player... He's gonna get zero points for hits, D and stuff.
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Post by dannycater on Nov 3, 2023 12:46:48 GMT
I love leaving shutouts on the table..I'm going to try to lead the league in shutouts on the bench...it's a good stat.
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Post by dannycater on Nov 3, 2023 17:05:27 GMT
SuperTeam Butterface dropped Kyle Palmieri, NYI RW to Waivers SuperTeam Butterface added Mason Lohrei, Bos D from Waivers for $21
This is the truth, I was going to do something similar...I was thinking about putting a $15 spot to grab Lohrei...then I thought I bet someone else would, maybe a B's fan, would go high for him...and I was right...all good. Great pick-up. But I thought I did really well trading a high draft pick for Hintz..that one I loved.
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Post by mdsizzle on Nov 3, 2023 20:12:40 GMT
SuperTeam Butterface dropped Kyle Palmieri, NYI RW to Waivers SuperTeam Butterface added Mason Lohrei, Bos D from Waivers for $21 This is the truth, I was going to do something similar...I was thinking about putting a $15 spot to grab Lohrei...then I thought I bet someone else would, maybe a B's fan, would go high for him...and I was right...all good. Great pick-up. But I thought I did really well trading a high draft pick for Hintz..that one I loved. Yup,I figured my 6 bucks for Lohrie was just going through the motions, but figured why not... Was figuring OC would be in the 40's lol
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Post by The OC on Nov 4, 2023 3:25:48 GMT
Some familiar faces were pissed that they were traded and really whooped me this week for my first loss... Strong work Schlichy! Speaking of familiar...Stupid Team Buttholeface with a full roadrunner imitation. Hung around about 5 points behind me all week and then did that weird tongue thing and sped way out in front. Why isn't Jack Hughes injured yet? Isn't that an NHL bylaw? Can we get Bettman to look into this? I don't know what kind of bullshit this is, but I hope your conscience makes you cigars taste like Marlboros and your whiskey like donkey piss tonight. You should be ashamed.
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Post by bookboy007 on Nov 4, 2023 17:18:47 GMT
Speaking of familiar...Stupid Team Buttholeface with a full roadrunner imitation. Hung around about 5 points behind me all week and then did that weird tongue thing and sped way out in front. Why isn't Jack Hughes injured yet? Isn't that an NHL bylaw? Can we get Bettman to look into this? I don't know what kind of bullshit this is, but I hope your conscience makes you cigars taste like Marlboros and your whiskey like donkey piss tonight. You should be ashamed. Rules are rules. I don't make 'em. I just invoke them in mysterious and superstitious ways that make people think I'm the babadook.
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Post by dannycater on Nov 4, 2023 19:55:29 GMT
This is outright fantasy on fantasy misconduct...10 minutes for both and possible suspension when playing Covid County.
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Post by mdsizzle on Nov 4, 2023 20:53:20 GMT
Just the mere mention of Hughes to Team Sizz is enough to take him out...
BTW... What's the decision on adding an extra IR slot or two? pretty sure OC and Danny want me to add a couple ASAP.
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Post by bookboy007 on Nov 5, 2023 3:02:57 GMT
Just the mere mention of Hughes to Team Sizz is enough to take him out... BTW... What's the decision on adding an extra IR slot or two? pretty sure OC and Danny want me to add a couple ASAP. I thought the decision was made. Dealing with adversity is part of it.
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Post by bookboy007 on Nov 5, 2023 12:54:38 GMT
I have had some bad beatdowns on here over the years, so I am watching Sizz's week with some compassion.
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Post by mdsizzle on Nov 5, 2023 13:18:21 GMT
Just the mere mention of Hughes to Team Sizz is enough to take him out... BTW... What's the decision on adding an extra IR slot or two? pretty sure OC and Danny want me to add a couple ASAP. I thought the decision was made. Dealing with adversity is part of it. Damn.. Was hoping I read it wrong.
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Post by mdsizzle on Nov 5, 2023 13:26:53 GMT
I have had some bad beatdowns on here over the years, so I am watching Sizz's week with some compassion. The curse of Sizz is in full force... In one night God's gift to skates, Foxy Adam himself goes on an already heavily populated IR roster and takes Chytil with him, because who want to be put on ir alone, right? So I pick up Matty Samuelson who plays a total of 2 minutes before.. You guessed it.. Out.. Off to the IR as well! Holy hell! The remaining healthy (for the time being) roster primarily made up of avs.. And the avs got absolutely destroyed 7-0! That ain't gonna help. The only worse beating associated with hockey is the "behind the woodshed beating" that Big AL is handing me... Mt poor goddam ass... Might as well change the team name to Al's Bitch. As soon as I find the jar of pennies I buried under the porch, I'll be good.
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Post by The OC on Nov 6, 2023 1:53:11 GMT
The Face/Off match this week is kind of interesting. It's sorta like Book is fucking the Badger with his own dick.
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Post by bookboy007 on Nov 6, 2023 3:04:52 GMT
The Face/Off match this week is kind of interesting. It's sorta like Book is fucking the Badger with his own dick. That's one way to tell him to go fuck himself. Am I Travolta or Cage? I can't even remember.
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Post by dannycater on Nov 6, 2023 4:01:30 GMT
The Face/Off match this week is kind of interesting. It's sorta like Book is fucking the Badger with his own dick. quite graphic...and true.
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Post by dannycater on Nov 6, 2023 4:08:57 GMT
The Face/Off match this week is kind of interesting. It's sorta like Book is fucking the Badger with his own dick. That's one way to tell him to go fuck himself. Am I Travolta or Cage? I can't even remember. Cage was the good guy pretending to be Travolta in Cage's body....so that means you are Keanu.
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Post by bookboy007 on Nov 6, 2023 12:41:20 GMT
That's one way to tell him to go fuck himself. Am I Travolta or Cage? I can't even remember. Cage was the good guy pretending to be Travolta in Cage's body....so that means you are Keanu. Radical!
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Post by mdsizzle on Nov 6, 2023 12:53:35 GMT
That's one way to tell him to go fuck himself. Am I Travolta or Cage? I can't even remember. Cage was the good guy pretending to be Travolta in Cage's body....so that means you are Keanu. Because he takes the blue pill?
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Post by bookboy007 on Nov 6, 2023 15:37:24 GMT
Cage was the good guy pretending to be Travolta in Cage's body....so that means you are Keanu. Because he takes the blue pill? It's not just for...necessities...any more!
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Post by schlich on Nov 6, 2023 16:12:41 GMT
lost by 5.7 pts. ouch
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Post by mdsizzle on Nov 6, 2023 19:14:28 GMT
Because he takes the blue pill? It's not just for...necessities...any more! Multi-tasker Book, you're a Multi-tasker.
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