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Post by bookboy007 on Nov 6, 2023 22:17:03 GMT
It's not just for...necessities...any more! Multi-tasker Book, you're a Multi-tasker. Is that what the kids are calling it these days? Can't remember who the comedian was, but I loved the bit about the "Depends: not just for incontinence" commercial - "How lazy do you have to be? You're at the ball game, you've had a few beers...hunh, I gotta piss...but Nomar's up." (It was a Nomar era bit, as I recall) What's the equivalent for the blue pill? Not just for intercourse! "Geez, I need to drill a hole in this plywood, but I let OC borrow my drill...".
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Post by dannycater on Nov 7, 2023 17:53:34 GMT
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Post by dannycater on Nov 8, 2023 16:59:10 GMT
My guess is that now that Johnny Hockey ended his Reign of Terror on Covid County, he will immediately be back to his scoring machine self and plus minus leader for Team Hound Dog. I call it the Tage Fade and Back
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Post by The OC on Nov 8, 2023 18:53:29 GMT
My guess is that now that Johnny Hockey ended his Reign of Terror on Covid County, he will immediately be back to his scoring machine self and plus minus leader for Team Hound Dog. I call it the Tage Fade and Back I tried to pick him up for fun but someone had a higher bid.
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Post by dannycater on Nov 10, 2023 0:17:34 GMT
Look, Johnny Hockey will probably go off, but he went a long, long fucking time where he hasn't for me...and that's where I have to cut my losses...good luck for his next owner.
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Post by dannycater on Nov 11, 2023 15:35:17 GMT
Will I really hold on to this lead over Super Buttah? If I do I think it's the first time I will have beaten him head to head..I think I'm 0 for 10 or something like that v. him...and with that he will score 150 points tonight and stick his tongue at me...na-na-na, you can't touch me...aw fuck it, I'll enjoy it anyway.
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Post by The OC on Nov 11, 2023 19:17:55 GMT
Will I really hold on to this lead over Super Buttah? If I do I think it's the first time I will have beaten him head to head..I think I'm 0 for 10 or something like that v. him...and with that he will score 150 points tonight and stick his tongue at me...na-na-na, you can't touch me...aw fuck it, I'll enjoy it anyway. I would never do that. I'm a great winner. I always treat the hallowed out husks of my opponents' remains with the utmost respect.
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Post by mdsizzle on Nov 11, 2023 22:48:14 GMT
Will I really hold on to this lead over Super Buttah? If I do I think it's the first time I will have beaten him head to head..I think I'm 0 for 10 or something like that v. him...and with that he will score 150 points tonight and stick his tongue at me...na-na-na, you can't touch me...aw fuck it, I'll enjoy it anyway. I would never do that. I'm a great winner. I always treat the hallowed out husks of my opponents' remains with the utmost respect. Class act OC, class act.
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Post by mdsizzle on Nov 12, 2023 16:44:16 GMT
Multi-tasker Book, you're a Multi-tasker. Is that what the kids are calling it these days? Can't remember who the comedian was, but I loved the bit about the "Depends: not just for incontinence" commercial - "How lazy do you have to be? You're at the ball game, you've had a few beers...hunh, I gotta piss...but Nomar's up." (It was a Nomar era bit, as I recall) What's the equivalent for the blue pill? Not just for intercourse! "Geez, I need to drill a hole in this plywood, but I let OC borrow my drill...". How the heck am I still close?? I'm playing shorthanded with an overflowing IR and my Avs STIIIIINK! What's up with the Unforgiven II?
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Post by bookboy007 on Nov 12, 2023 19:03:06 GMT
Is that what the kids are calling it these days? Can't remember who the comedian was, but I loved the bit about the "Depends: not just for incontinence" commercial - "How lazy do you have to be? You're at the ball game, you've had a few beers...hunh, I gotta piss...but Nomar's up." (It was a Nomar era bit, as I recall) What's the equivalent for the blue pill? Not just for intercourse! "Geez, I need to drill a hole in this plywood, but I let OC borrow my drill...". How the heck am I still close?? I'm playing shorthanded with an overflowing IR and my Avs STIIIIINK! What's up with the Unforgiven II? Well, you got a hatty from your Hyman. And in Ottawa, your Norris and my Tkachuk have sucked in equal measure but Mathieu Joseph has been en fuego. Good weeks from Tkachuk, Kaprisov helped, but the biggest thing in that I'm almost as crippled on IR. Went for dominating goaltending and Shesterkin's on IR all week, Andersen is IR possibly forever, and Sorokin has sat while Varlamov's hot. Stephenson's out, Aho was out to start the week. But more than anything, my best players have been meh. #Buston had a good start to the week, but he finishes with just 2.1 points in 3 games since. 18 points out of Pettersson - less than Hyman had last night. So yeah, no sympathy fornthe injuries or for your Avs because Buston/Reilly have aucked as hard as Nate and Cale.
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Post by mdsizzle on Nov 12, 2023 19:30:16 GMT
How the heck am I still close?? I'm playing shorthanded with an overflowing IR and my Avs STIIIIINK! What's up with the Unforgiven II? Well, you got a hatty from your Hyman. And in Ottawa, your Norris and my Tkachuk have sucked in equal measure but Mathieu Joseph has been en fuego. Good weeks from Tkachuk, Kaprisov helped, but the biggest thing in that I'm almost as crippled on IR. Went for dominating goaltending and Shesterkin's on IR all week, Andersen is IR possibly forever, and Sorokin has sat while Varlamov's hot. Stephenson's out, Aho was out to start the week. But more than anything, my best players have been meh. #Buston had a good start to the week, but he finishes with just 2.1 points in 3 games since. 18 points out of Pettersson - less than Hyman had last night. So yeah, no sympathy fornthe injuries or for your Avs because Buston/Reilly have aucked as hard as Nate and Cale. I'd a figured my Hyman would be broken by now, but nope! Let's see if my guys want it or not tonight. I took quite a lashing from Danny, so I'm just going to use that as my pregame speech.
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Post by dannycater on Nov 13, 2023 0:28:31 GMT
Will I really hold on to this lead over Super Buttah? If I do I think it's the first time I will have beaten him head to head..I think I'm 0 for 10 or something like that v. him...and with that he will score 150 points tonight and stick his tongue at me...na-na-na, you can't touch me...aw fuck it, I'll enjoy it anyway. I would never do that. I'm a great winner. I always treat the hallowed out husks of my opponents' remains with the utmost respect. Bedard has been en fuego
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Post by bookboy007 on Nov 13, 2023 3:55:10 GMT
I would never do that. I'm a great winner. I always treat the hallowed out husks of my opponents' remains with the utmost respect. Bedard has been en fuego Best Connor award winner this week.
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Post by dannycater on Nov 13, 2023 13:54:09 GMT
I ain't gonna lie, scoring 76 on the last day to wipe out Suppa altogether was a great regular season win...which will then be replied with this retort by a certain B's Fantasy League Operations Manager: "oh yeah, you beat Suppah in a regggggggggggggggggggggggular season matchup...but what are you going to do when it's Bobrovosky, Saros and Gustavsson on the same day in the playoffs? Are you gonna rotate goalies, Covid, are you?? Is Bob the Goalie gonna save the day for you? Like that really helped the B's v. Florida having 2 great goalies, huh? None of this regular season stuff means anything anyway. It's all about the playoffs. So wake me up then after your fake 4-1 start...like that really matters?"....fuck me....*sad..BFFIFH* (Best Friends Forever In Fantasy Hockey)
I'm going to take this to another level too...let's start with real life...Sure I've had 20 great years of marriage, but is that going to matter when the B's are down 3-0 in the first round of the playoffs?....I've spent 33 years at the same job, and I will look forward to retirement, but will I? I mean what does this all mean if I can't get it done at retirement time? Kind of a waste, huh? Sure you've got to watch Sox WS titles, B's win 11, Celts wins with Bird and the Big 3, Pats Brady Super Bowls, but how's it going now...I mean Sox finished in last, they suck, the Celts/B's choked, and the Pats fucking suck....Might as well drink some Jim Jones Kool-Aid. The End.
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Post by schlich on Nov 13, 2023 15:14:42 GMT
Who we going to get to replace danny
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Post by bookboy007 on Nov 13, 2023 17:28:03 GMT
Who we going to get to replace danny You can't replace danny.
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Post by kelvana33 on Nov 13, 2023 17:41:05 GMT
I took the flyer on Johnny Hockey, but, -0.8 production last 5 games, but I've won both weeks I've had him so go figure. Great locker room presence!
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Post by dannycater on Nov 13, 2023 21:35:13 GMT
I took the flyer on Johnny Hockey, but, -0.8 production last 5 games, but I've won both weeks I've had him so go figure. Great locker room presence! At least he does that for you...hell, he was a distraction on my team...I never benched him like the Columbus coach did but I cursed him in the lockerroom after one Fantasy loss..."Hey Johnny, what's with the fucking minus-4?"...Johnny responded, "Security, who let this idiot into the lockerroom. Security!"
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Post by dannycater on Nov 13, 2023 21:36:38 GMT
Who we going to get to replace danny You can't replace danny. That's not what my little dog thinks...he replaced me in bed...I've been relegated to fourth wheel (also 18 year old) in my household.
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Post by bookboy007 on Nov 13, 2023 22:24:48 GMT
That's not what my little dog thinks...he replaced me in bed...I've been relegated to fourth wheel (also 18 year old) in my household. But presumably you've been displaced rather than replaced.
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Post by dannycater on Nov 13, 2023 22:29:27 GMT
That's not what my little dog thinks...he replaced me in bed...I've been relegated to fourth wheel (also 18 year old) in my household. But presumably you've been displaced rather than replaced. semantics ego-wise...that and I love that fucking mutt.
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Post by mdsizzle on Nov 14, 2023 0:00:10 GMT
Best Connor award winner this week. The elusive COTW award! 🤣
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Post by mdsizzle on Nov 14, 2023 0:03:14 GMT
Who we going to get to replace danny You can't replace danny. We can only hope to contain him.
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Post by mdsizzle on Nov 14, 2023 0:03:52 GMT
I took the flyer on Johnny Hockey, but, -0.8 production last 5 games, but I've won both weeks I've had him so go figure. Great locker room presence! Can you even see him?
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Post by The OC on Nov 14, 2023 0:38:04 GMT
Who we going to get to replace danny Danny's not gone, he's just finished. As in he blew his load after that early season win over Butterface. I don't blame hit all, it's a big deal for his little franchise. I'm happy for him. It's like his BNFHL Championship. Having won multiple actual championships, I can't get that excited after a regular season win, but I am genuinely glad for him he gets to have this moment.
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