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Post by bookboy007 on Nov 14, 2023 15:05:45 GMT
I took the flyer on Johnny Hockey, but, -0.8 production last 5 games, but I've won both weeks I've had him so go figure. Great locker room presence! Can you even see him? You have to tilt your head down.
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Post by mdsizzle on Nov 14, 2023 18:46:41 GMT
You have to tilt your head down. OH! There he is!
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Post by bookboy007 on Nov 14, 2023 19:14:54 GMT
You have to tilt your head down. OH! There he is! Hiding in that cabbage patch!
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Post by The OC on Nov 14, 2023 19:22:15 GMT
So I need to share this one liner. On my men's team we have one guy who is short. Like really short. Naturally he gets hit with a lot of jokes. Before the last game the conversation went like this:
Guy1 "I heard there's gonna be bunch of single moms in the stands tonight." Short Guy "Oh, I might not even play and just join them and watch" Guy1 "Don't bother, they're all over 5'7"" Short Guy "It's ok, I like my women taller" Guy1 "You don't really have a choice" Guy2 "You're the first man in history to ever go 'up' on a woman."
I literally spit my drink on that one.
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Post by mdsizzle on Nov 14, 2023 20:02:44 GMT
Hiding in that cabbage patch! Fuckin blends right in, eh?!
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Post by dannycater on Nov 15, 2023 23:20:41 GMT
Right now, the only blends I like are cab sauv and franc
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Post by mdsizzle on Nov 16, 2023 14:54:09 GMT
This week is the polar opposite... My team keeps crushing it but getting zero separation from team Stonehenge.
Buzz off will ya OC!
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Post by The OC on Nov 16, 2023 16:03:12 GMT
This week is the polar opposite... My team keeps crushing it but getting zero separation from team Stonehenge. Buzz off will ya OC! A serious donnybrook going on!!
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Post by bookboy007 on Nov 16, 2023 16:47:55 GMT
This week is the polar opposite... My team keeps crushing it but getting zero separation from team Stonehenge. Buzz off will ya OC! A serious donnybrook going on!! Time for tilly! Unforgiven suffering too much jetlag with the Laffs and Senators both in Sweden. Rolling over for the shepherds like a golden retriever in heat.
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Post by mdsizzle on Nov 22, 2023 4:08:12 GMT
That was quite a long back and forth Kelv, but happy to finally work it out!
Haven't had to work that hard since I last negotiated with the Vag!
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Post by mdsizzle on Nov 22, 2023 4:08:25 GMT
If anyone is interested in a female goalie, Tristan can be had.
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Post by dannycater on Nov 22, 2023 14:34:03 GMT
If anyone is interested in a female goalie, Tristan can be had. LMFAO...Tristan (they, that, sucks)
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Post by kelvana33 on Nov 22, 2023 16:16:16 GMT
That was quite a long back and forth Kelv, but happy to finally work it out! Haven't had to work that hard since I last negotiated with the Vag! I know, but Thompson was tough to give up and dealing from strength there. I think Kotkaniemi will put up some points.
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Post by mdsizzle on Nov 22, 2023 17:36:35 GMT
That was quite a long back and forth Kelv, but happy to finally work it out! Haven't had to work that hard since I last negotiated with the Vag! I know, but Thompson was tough to give up and dealing from strength there. I think Kotkaniemi will put up some points. Yup, the getting was good... Slow season, out for a month... I'm sure you just laughed at my offers last year. I'm hoping he'll pull through and go back to being a force. I'll miss the heck out of foxy though. He puts up legit points from the position where you get the least. I'm banking on Hughes being my number 2 keeper D man... So that made room.
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Post by bookboy007 on Nov 22, 2023 20:25:52 GMT
I know, but Thompson was tough to give up and dealing from strength there. I think Kotkaniemi will put up some points. Yup, the getting was good... Slow season, out for a month... I'm sure you just laughed at my offers last year. I'm hoping he'll pull through and go back to being a force. I'll miss the heck out of foxy though. He puts up legit points from the position where you get the least. I'm banking on Hughes being my number 2 keeper D man... So that made room. I'd love to see that back and forth. "Maybe...but I don't want to be the 'danny' in this Tage deal." "Yeah. I also don't want to be the 'danny'." "So what do we do?" "Duel with banjos?"
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Post by mdsizzle on Nov 22, 2023 21:58:49 GMT
Yup, the getting was good... Slow season, out for a month... I'm sure you just laughed at my offers last year. I'm hoping he'll pull through and go back to being a force. I'll miss the heck out of foxy though. He puts up legit points from the position where you get the least. I'm banking on Hughes being my number 2 keeper D man... So that made room. I'd love to see that back and forth. "Maybe...but I don't want to be the 'danny' in this Tage deal." "Yeah. I also don't want to be the 'danny'." "So what do we do?" "Duel with banjos?" It was basically me crying for a month until Kelv gave in... "FINE, WE'LL FUCKING GO TO FUCKING DISNEYLAND!"
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Post by dannycater on Nov 23, 2023 18:11:49 GMT
Since Nov. 15, Fantasy owners have dropped 7 goalies...7...all I can say about Johnny Hockey, Suzuki, Tage The Great, and a few others is you get what you paid for....or traded away...or waived...or whatever. I learned something about falling in love with certain guys who are bells/whistles/and all that, but at the end of the day I don't want FUCKING MINUSES OR SLUMPERS. FUCK THEM ALL
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Post by mdsizzle on Dec 4, 2023 11:57:10 GMT
It's official, the '72 Dolphins are following Big AL around... And getting nervous.
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Post by schlich on Dec 4, 2023 15:20:13 GMT
I survived a sunday
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Post by schlich on Dec 4, 2023 16:43:00 GMT
Top scoring team!!! Bitches!!!
Season can end now.
When I used to golf, it would be worth it if I could out-drive everyone on just 1 hole.
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Post by HoneyVag on Dec 4, 2023 17:04:07 GMT
It's officially time for everyones favorite franchise, the HB (Vag) to focus on next year. I thought there was the possibility to rebuild while rostering some vets in hopes of making the playoffs. So instead of middling it for the remainder of the season like the previous owner of this team did year after year, I've decided to focus on next season. I wish you all the best for the remainder of this season except Bitchboy who has dragged his inherited team to an embarrassing 3-5 record so far. What's your excuse now for sucking so bad? I will miss my usual spot in the bye week tower but I will be sooner than later. Good luck fellas
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Post by dannycater on Dec 5, 2023 13:31:06 GMT
It's officially time for everyones favorite franchise, the HB (Vag) to focus on next year. I thought there was the possibility to rebuild while rostering some vets in hopes of making the playoffs. So instead of middling it for the remainder of the season like the previous owner of this team did year after year, I've decided to focus on next season. I wish you all the best for the remainder of this season except Bitchboy who has dragged his inherited team to an embarrassing 3-5 record so far. What's your excuse now for sucking so bad? I will miss my usual spot in the bye week tower but I will be sooner than later. Good luck fellas I was against that trade of teams...but 1,000 kudos for trying to do something with that, and wheeling and dealing for the future.
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Post by dannycater on Dec 5, 2023 13:32:11 GMT
Top scoring team!!! Bitches!!! Season can end now. When I used to golf, it would be worth it if I could out-drive everyone on just 1 hole. 'Kicked, my ass...what can I say, schlitches bitches are my daddy....you don't transaction much, but when you are a points machine, you don't need too.
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Post by dannycater on Dec 5, 2023 13:32:51 GMT
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Post by dannycater on Dec 5, 2023 13:34:39 GMT
Since Nov. 15, Fantasy owners have dropped 7 goalies...7...all I can say about Johnny Hockey, Suzuki, Tage The Great, and a few others is you get what you paid for....or traded away...or waived...or whatever. I learned something about falling in love with certain guys who are bells/whistles/and all that, but at the end of the day I don't want FUCKING MINUSES OR SLUMPERS. FUCK THEM ALL And yes, I did it again...Suzuki, what can I say I'm dating his mom.
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