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Post by goodnewsbears on Jul 2, 2016 16:26:02 GMT
The BadHab can put the Coke cans away. The thought of a Cross extension will surely give him the shits.
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Post by badhabitude on Jul 3, 2016 15:03:32 GMT
The BadHab can put the Coke cans away. The thought of a Cross extension will surely give him the shits. It was worse than you can imagine, projectile vomiting and explosive diarrhea simultaneously and what little sleep I got was haunted by fever dreams of a stare down contest with Tommy where I didn't have my pants on. Just awful.
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Post by badhabitude on Dec 15, 2016 0:13:23 GMT
Epic dump after a good Mexican meal extra spicy salsa.
Got it all on video.
First it was like this.
And then it was like this.
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Post by schlich on Apr 3, 2017 14:05:30 GMT
I take two poops in the morning I take two poops at night I take two poops in the afternoon It makes me feel alright ...
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Post by kelvana33 on Apr 3, 2017 14:20:51 GMT
I take two poops in the morning I take two poops at night I take two poops in the afternoon It makes me feel alright ... What a beautiful poem.
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Post by badhabitude on Apr 3, 2017 16:38:02 GMT
A really good satisfying dump is highly underrated.
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Post by kelvana33 on Apr 3, 2017 17:16:36 GMT
A really good satisfying dump is highly underrated. Speak for yourself, they are celebrated at the Kelvana Estate.
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Post by badhabitude on Apr 3, 2017 19:07:19 GMT
A really good satisfying dump is highly underrated. Speak for yourself, they are celebrated at the Kelvana Estate. I'm picturing the 4 kids cheering wildly as the leave the bathroom with a newspaper tucked under your arm. High fives all around. Close?
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Post by kelvana33 on Apr 3, 2017 19:26:59 GMT
Speak for yourself, they are celebrated at the Kelvana Estate. I'm picturing the 4 kids cheering wildly as the leave the bathroom with a newspaper tucked under your arm. High fives all around. Close? 5 kids, and you need to stop peeking through my window.
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Post by badhabitude on Apr 3, 2017 19:58:16 GMT
I'm picturing the 4 kids cheering wildly as the leave the bathroom with a newspaper tucked under your arm. High fives all around. Close? 5 kids, and you need to stop peeking through my window. 5 kids? You do realize that they have discovered how those babies happen?
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Post by UtahGetMeTwo on Apr 4, 2017 0:43:35 GMT
A really good satisfying dump is highly underrated. Speak for yourself, they are celebrated at the Kelvana Estate. When my pops moved into his Andover house, he built his own kamode downstairs. Complete with a hitachi t.v. (Early 80s), down cushion to the left in case he fell asleep, dirty joke book and plenty of popular mechanics mags to oooh n aww at.
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Post by RichHillOntario on Apr 4, 2017 1:23:40 GMT
A woman walked up to a bar counter in a pub. She gestured alluringly to the bartender who approached her immediately. She seductively signaled for him to bring his face closer to hers. As he did, she gently caressed his full beard. "Are you the manager?" she asked, softly stroking his face with both hands. "Actually, no." he replied. "Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him." she purred, running her hands beyond his beard and into his hair.
"I'm afraid I can't" gulped the bartender. " Is there anything I can do?" "Yes." the woman continued. "I need for you to give him a message." She ran her forefinger across the bartender's lip and slyly popped a couple of her fingers into his mouth and allowed him to gently suck them. "Tell him," she whispered, "There's no toilet paper, no hand soap and no paper towels in the ladies room."
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Post by schlich on Apr 4, 2017 11:39:30 GMT
I take two poops in the morning I take two poops at night I take two poops in the afternoon It makes me feel alright ... What a beautiful poem. Yes, beautiful. Almost sublime.
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Post by bookboy007 on Apr 4, 2017 22:28:31 GMT
Why...in the fuck...is this back?
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Post by jmwalters on Apr 4, 2017 22:30:09 GMT
The most fun is making a chick cum so hard she shits herself....yes it does happen.
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Post by schlich on Apr 5, 2017 0:27:28 GMT
Why...in the fuck...is this back? Constipated?
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Post by goodnewsbears on Apr 5, 2017 2:58:59 GMT
The most fun is making a chick cum so hard she shits herself....yes it does happen. Kinda would ruin the moment, no?
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Post by RichHillOntario on Apr 5, 2017 4:17:17 GMT
The most fun is making a chick cum so hard she shits herself....yes it does happen. So much for beef vindaloo prior to.
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Post by kelvana33 on Apr 5, 2017 4:28:38 GMT
The most fun is making a chick cum so hard she shits herself....yes it does happen. Give me a chick who shits herself so hard I cum.
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Post by bookboy007 on Apr 5, 2017 6:49:38 GMT
The most fun is making a chick cum so hard she shits herself....yes it does happen. Give me a chick who shits herself so hard I cum. Your a weird little dude, aren't you kel....
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Post by badhabitude on Apr 5, 2017 12:12:53 GMT
Why...in the fuck...is this back? Because... shit happens.
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Post by jmwalters on Apr 5, 2017 12:58:06 GMT
The most fun is making a chick cum so hard she shits herself....yes it does happen. Kinda would ruin the moment, no? White bed sheets are never a good idea....just in case
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Post by bookboy007 on Apr 5, 2017 13:13:25 GMT
Kinda would ruin the moment, no? White bed sheets are never a good idea....just in case Right. Because your first priority would be "oh no! the sheets!"
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Post by jmwalters on Apr 5, 2017 13:24:35 GMT
White bed sheets are never a good idea....just in case Right. Because your first priority would be "oh no! the sheets!" Depends on the sheets Simply no masking it or giving fake reassurances of "oh really? I never noticed?"
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Post by badhabitude on Dec 10, 2017 4:12:11 GMT
Letterkenny
"I'm about to give birth to a pound of fudge"
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