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Post by UtahGetMeTwo on Dec 10, 2017 14:45:45 GMT
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Post by RichHillOntario on Dec 10, 2017 18:02:11 GMT
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Post by RichHillOntario on Dec 10, 2017 18:09:04 GMT
The Colon Blow Protein Shake Scene From Van Wilder.
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Post by goodnewsbears on Mar 5, 2018 16:11:09 GMT
I can't wait to get old enough that I need a footstool to take a dump. It sounds awesome. Actually the other way around, I think if you are 'too' old you won't be able to use it. Or at least with the ones I made which aren't stable platforms, which makes taking a shit much more interesting because you have to balance on them. Basically it's using the squatting position rather than sitting. Much more natural. It's tougher at work. I use 2 soda cans stacked up under each foot. I carry them with me everywhere I go in a plastic bag so that if its a really nasty public toilet I can just throw the soda cans away. Of course since squatting (without any devices) is much more natural so I do that whenever I can. Any old parking lot will do for a quick squat, thing is you have to be careful about your wallet in your back pocket because it really sucks if your wallet falls out. For those confused about bringing Coke cans to the restroom. I guess it’s actually 4 cans, not 2. |
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Post by bookboy007 on Mar 8, 2018 13:16:34 GMT
Actually the other way around, I think if you are 'too' old you won't be able to use it. Or at least with the ones I made which aren't stable platforms, which makes taking a shit much more interesting because you have to balance on them. Basically it's using the squatting position rather than sitting. Much more natural. It's tougher at work. I use 2 soda cans stacked up under each foot. I carry them with me everywhere I go in a plastic bag so that if its a really nasty public toilet I can just throw the soda cans away. Of course since squatting (without any devices) is much more natural so I do that whenever I can. Any old parking lot will do for a quick squat, thing is you have to be careful about your wallet in your back pocket because it really sucks if your wallet falls out. For those confused about bringing Coke cans to the restroom. I guess it’s actually 4 cans, not 2. I feel quite strongly that the confused could have been left to their own devices |
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Post by kelvana33 on Mar 8, 2018 16:02:06 GMT
The Colon Blow Protein Shake Scene From Van Wilder. What a crime he did not win an Oscar. |
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Post by RichHillOntario on Mar 8, 2018 22:07:00 GMT
The Colon Blow Protein Shake Scene From Van Wilder. If I'm in the Academy, he would. |
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Post by badhabitude on Apr 22, 2018 16:27:12 GMT
This Maple Leaf series is a shit story.
Saturday night it seemed like it was going to be a satisfying dump, a big load gone and flushed. Smiles all around.
But then Saturday on the throne it was like... yeah, I gotta go, but somehow it's not all coming out, it's kind of stuck up in there. WTF did I eat?
If they win Monday night, it won't be like a happy shit, it will be like a "God I finally got that shit out", and if it goes to game 7 we're reaching for the laxative bottle and if they lose game 7 I'll need a trip to the proctologist.
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Post by badhabitude on Apr 26, 2018 2:28:24 GMT
This Maple Leaf series is a shit story. Saturday night it seemed like it was going to be a satisfying dump, a big load gone and flushed. Smiles all around. But then Saturday on the throne it was like... yeah, I gotta go, but somehow it's not all coming out, it's kind of stuck up in there. WTF did I eat? If they win Monday night, it won't be like a happy shit, it will be like a "God I finally got that shit out", and if it goes to game 7 we're reaching for the laxative bottle and if they lose game 7 I'll need a trip to the proctologist. Whew! Finally! What a relief to finally take that giant dump after 5 days. |
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Post by 50belowzero on Jun 28, 2018 19:06:32 GMT
I thought this might make Kels day, or at least get him a bit excited…
D-backs pitcher Archie Bradley reveals that he pooped his pants during a game
“I was warming up to go in a game. I knew I had the next hitter. I knew he was on deck. The at-bat was kinda taking a little bit. As a bullpen guy in these big situations, I call ’em nervous pees, where like I don’t have to pee a lot, but I know I have to pee before I go in the game. I can’t believe I’m telling you this,” Bradley said to Yahoo Sports.
“So it’s a 2-2 count, and I’m like, ‘Man, I have to pee. I have to go pee.’ So I run in our bathroom real quick, I’m ready to go. I’m trying to pee and I actually [expletive] my pants. Like right before I’m about to go in the game, I pooped my pants. I’m like ‘Oh my gosh.’ I know I’m a pitch away from going in the game, so I’m scrambling to clean myself up. I get it cleaned up the best I can, button my pants up, and our bullpen coach Mike Fetters says, ‘Hey, you’re in the game.’ So I’m jogging into the game to pitch with poop in my pants essentially.
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Post by badhabitude on Aug 16, 2023 20:17:06 GMT
I guess this clip belongs to this thread...
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Post by bookboy007 on Aug 18, 2023 12:24:13 GMT
I guess this clip belongs to this thread... Squirrelly Dan. |
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Post by badhabitude on Oct 13, 2023 22:05:16 GMT
The most fun is making a chick cum so hard she shits herself....yes it does happen. Give me a chick who shits herself so hard I cum. Finally we figured out who farted, this guy    |
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Post by shuper on Mar 22, 2024 20:32:24 GMT
Well. I think I have the top most uncomfortable shit story. Stomach was off all day. Waiting around in the heat didn’t help. Took a gravol. Body laughed at gravol and waited until we were climbing on take off. Sweats sitting by a stranger. Full panic. Stomach virus activated. I had to wait about 20 minutes to catch my wind. Full sweat rolling down my face. Any escorted me to the front of the plane. I was in there for about 25 minutes and I’m pretty sure I passed out at one pt. The next 3 plus hrs on a hot crowded plane is the most uncomfortable I’ve ever had. I didn’t care. It wanted out. The snell rolling into first class must have been something else. The only saving grace was getting off the plane into -10 and it refreshed me until I got home. Slept by the toilet. Made in into bed around lunch. Had to force myself to vomit the abdominal pain was so bad. Now like clockwork I go piss out my ass every 30 minutes. When I say there is nothing I’ve gone through that was worse I’m saying nothing!!!!!!
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Post by sandogbrewin on Mar 22, 2024 20:41:51 GMT
Ouch dude...you needed that turbo lax.
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Post by kelvana33 on Mar 22, 2024 22:48:19 GMT
Well. I think I have the top most uncomfortable shit story. Stomach was off all day. Waiting around in the heat didn’t help. Took a gravol. Body laughed at gravol and waited until we were climbing on take off. Sweats sitting by a stranger. Full panic. Stomach virus activated. I had to wait about 20 minutes to catch my wind. Full sweat rolling down my face. Any escorted me to the front of the plane. I was in there for about 25 minutes and I’m pretty sure I passed out at one pt. The next 3 plus hrs on a hot crowded plane is the most uncomfortable I’ve ever had. I didn’t care. It wanted out. The snell rolling into first class must have been something else. The only saving grace was getting off the plane into -10 and it refreshed me until I got home. Slept by the toilet. Made in into bed around lunch. Had to force myself to vomit the abdominal pain was so bad. Now like clockwork I go piss out my ass every 30 minutes. When I say there is nothing I’ve gone through that was worse I’m saying nothing!!!!!! This story is the blueprint for perseverance . |
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Post by shuper on Mar 23, 2024 16:47:35 GMT
Well. I think I have the top most uncomfortable shit story. Stomach was off all day. Waiting around in the heat didn’t help. Took a gravol. Body laughed at gravol and waited until we were climbing on take off. Sweats sitting by a stranger. Full panic. Stomach virus activated. I had to wait about 20 minutes to catch my wind. Full sweat rolling down my face. Any escorted me to the front of the plane. I was in there for about 25 minutes and I’m pretty sure I passed out at one pt. The next 3 plus hrs on a hot crowded plane is the most uncomfortable I’ve ever had. I didn’t care. It wanted out. The snell rolling into first class must have been something else. The only saving grace was getting off the plane into -10 and it refreshed me until I got home. Slept by the toilet. Made in into bed around lunch. Had to force myself to vomit the abdominal pain was so bad. Now like clockwork I go piss out my ass every 30 minutes. When I say there is nothing I’ve gone through that was worse I’m saying nothing!!!!!! This story is the blueprint for perseverance . 4 hrs from Dominican to Nova Scotia. Worst nitemare ever. I should have been given a standing ovation when we landed. Full survival mode. |
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Post by bookboy007 on Mar 23, 2024 18:35:46 GMT
Always a treat when this thread floats to the top.
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Post by kelvana33 on Mar 27, 2024 15:12:34 GMT
This story is the blueprint for perseverance . 4 hrs from Dominican to Nova Scotia. Worst nitemare ever. I should have been given a standing ovation when we landed. Full survival mode. Thank you for your service! |
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