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Post by badhabitude on May 29, 2015 12:17:55 GMT
Dear CookieMonster in Minnesota,
Mix it up a bit. Savagely end some rookie's career in preseason, they won't be looking for as much payback as they would a star and your reputation will stay intact.
Regards,
- BadHabbie
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Post by badhabitude on May 29, 2015 12:18:33 GMT
Dear Seafood Soup,
Ever hear about the scorpion and the frong?
Regards,
- BadHabbie
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Post by Deleted on May 29, 2015 22:02:59 GMT
Dear Badhabbie,
I'm pretty well in love with myself. Where I live is better then where anyone else lives. My job is better. My opinions are better. My shit don't stink. I am a God among peasants. If I wanted to get married ......I would marry myself.
Is this an ego thing or ..............am I just that fucking fantastic ?
Yours truly,
Goo on the ceiling.
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Post by badhabitude on May 30, 2015 15:06:13 GMT
Dear Goo on the ceiling,
You have what is known as a NAScissist personality. I recommend eating lots of chowder. While it won't help your condition it will serve to entertain the forum.
Regards,
- BadHabbie
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Post by bookboy007 on May 30, 2015 15:15:04 GMT
Dear Badhabbie,
Everytime I go to the bar to watch the Bruins, it seems like a group of waiters are deliberately carrying furniture into my line of sight in a deliberate attempt to keep me from enjoying the game. Has this ever happened to you? What did you do about it, and should I do the same thing?
Sincerely,
Conspiracy Joe
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Post by badhabitude on May 30, 2015 15:24:23 GMT
Dear Conspiracy Joe,
Yes, this has happened to me as a matter of fact. And as for what you should do about it - you've already taken the first step! Share the events of the incident with your dearest friends on the internet and they will support you in the warm, nonjudgmental loving typical way as is their custom. The waiters will cease their shenanigans and the incident will soon be forgotten.
Regards,
- BadHabbie
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Post by RichHillOntario on May 30, 2015 22:54:10 GMT
Dear Badhabbie,
In 2011, I was on top of the hockey world. I had everything. A Cup championship ring. A Conn Smythe trophy. Two Vezinas. Got a sweet 4 year, $20 million deal. I even got the most votes for the 2012 All-Star game. After the 2011/12 season I decided to bugger off for a year. Since then, man, I've bounded around like the journeyman I used to be. It's been the shits. The club of my glory traded me to the Isles for not coming to camp. No way did I play for them. Than I get a tryout with the freakin Panthers! Me?!? On a tryout?!? So, natch, I make the team but then I get swapped to Dallas for maybe a second-tier goalie.
Man, where did I screw up?
Signed, 3Fs
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Post by badhabitude on May 31, 2015 14:20:58 GMT
Dear FFF,
You went wrong when you decided to move your politics to the far right of Attila the Hun and kept too tight a grip on your rosary beads and Uzi.
Regards,
- BadHabbie
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Post by bookboy007 on May 31, 2015 19:00:12 GMT
Dear BadHabbie,
I once had a dream that I came very close to realizing and then fell flat on my face. Now I sort of dabble and am playing out the string, as it were, which if fine because I get to travel a lot. The hardest thing, though, is that not only do I have to deal with not realizing my dream, I've found that a lot of people hate me and make fun of me for not living up to that dream. What should I do? (P.S. I'm not using my real name!)
Signed, Hack Zammil.
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Post by badhabitude on May 31, 2015 21:48:29 GMT
Dear Whack Mammal, Brush up on your Russian. Oh? Didn't work out there? Brush up on your Swedish. Oh? Didn't work out there? How's your Spanish? It's a league you might excel in, plus you will get a few more travel stickers on your steamer trunk. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liga_Mexicana_%C3%89liteRegards, - BadHabbie
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Post by NAS on May 31, 2015 22:09:12 GMT
Dear Badhabbie,
I have a temper problem. I tend to over react to common occurrences. One time when I was younger, I got called offsides in a rec league game. I ended up with 32 PIM because I was screaming at the ref.
Is that normal?
Regards,
PBDK3746
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Post by badhabitude on May 31, 2015 22:40:41 GMT
Dear PBDK3746
I advise taking an anger management class (they are all the rage right now), and if you assault and batter the instructor at the end of the last class I believe you will be entitled to a full refund.
Regards,
- BadHabbie
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Post by dezaruchi on May 31, 2015 22:45:44 GMT
Dear PBDK3746 I advise taking an anger management class (they are all the rage right now), and if you assault and batter the instructor at the end of the last class I believe you will be entitled to a full refund.Regards, - BadHabbie Well really, at that point you can just take it back.
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Post by RichHillOntario on Jun 1, 2015 1:42:47 GMT
Dear BadHabbie,
I scored 20 goals as a rookie D in 05/06, okay? Had 49 points to go with it. I topped that with 50 then 60 points the next couple of years. Since then the most points I've produced is 47 and that was six years ago. Dig this. I now earn $8 million per after putting up 31 points last year in 80 games.
Am I a number one D?
Later,
DP
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Post by lonelymarco on Jun 1, 2015 3:02:48 GMT
der Badabbie
oy, where to start...
do u happen to know how to delete someones else's internet forem?
-Segs-n-KesBoner
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Post by badhabitude on Jun 1, 2015 3:38:08 GMT
Dear DP,
Yes, you are a number 1 and moments after that a number 2.
Regards,
- BadHabbie
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Post by badhabitude on Jun 1, 2015 3:39:51 GMT
Dear Segs-n-KesBoner,
Get this guy named Marco to post on the forum, it's only a matter of time before everyone leaves.
Regards,
- BadHabbie
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Post by goodnewsbears on Jun 1, 2015 19:48:03 GMT
Dear Badhabbie,
I've had my hockey gloves for ten years and they're done. Used ones that have only been used a little would do the trick. Do you know any middle aged guys who play pickup hockey once a week that buy brand new gloves every year and are willing to give them away?
Thanks in advance,
Palmless in NB
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Post by badhabitude on Jun 1, 2015 22:41:31 GMT
Dear Palmless in NB,
No.
Regards,
- BadHabbie
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lonelymarco
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Post by lonelymarco on Jun 2, 2015 12:26:43 GMT
der Habdabby,
i was recently told that u reep what u sow. what on earth does that mean and when do I get in the club?
regords,
-miserable in mentreal
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Post by badhabitude on Jun 2, 2015 17:11:48 GMT
Dear miserable in mentreal.
In fact you are incapable of knowing what that means. You only hope is to shut up for the rest of your life and start listening to people as you've already done enough talking for a lifetime.
And you can take that advice to the bsnk.
Regards,
- BadHabbie
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Post by bookboy007 on Jun 2, 2015 17:28:26 GMT
Dear Badhabbie,
I have an identity problem. People think I'm just tall, pale and possibly Swedish, and that I have an odd tendency to disappear for varying periods of time. The fact it that I'm actually a Yeti and find human contact abominable for any period of time. Also, I'm a dentist. What can I do to make people accept me for who I am...and still get paid $4M+ a year?
Swedish in Seattle.
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Post by badhabitude on Jun 2, 2015 23:11:32 GMT
Dear Swedish in Seattle,
You need to realize that people can't accept what they don't see, so you should do your best to appear and make your presence felt. Start small, if your coworkers play sports or anything like that see if you can join in. Observe what makes them popular and see if you can replicate that. Or cast your eye toward this free agency thing.
Regards,
- BadHabbie
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Post by RichHillOntario on Jun 2, 2015 23:32:32 GMT
Dear BadHabbie,
I've been the coach of Metallurg Magnnitogorsk since 2013. How do I get back to being a coach in the NHL?
Dobro Schplod,
Iron Mike
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Post by MrHulot on Jun 3, 2015 3:07:16 GMT
Dear Badhabbie,
I will have to give up my well-compensated position in the governing body of "the beautiful game" soon, now I need new sources of income. Do you think that I have a chance to replace that Bettman guy in the NHL?
Grüezi & regards,
Sepp from Zürich
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