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Post by badhabitude on May 27, 2015 17:29:04 GMT
Our first reader writes;
Dear BadHabbie, I have a short stick. Sometimes the guys make fun of me. Should I be concerned? Signed Anon.
Dear Anon, As long as your getting a good puck as often as you need it, there's no reason to be concerned. - BadHabbie
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Post by jmwalters on May 27, 2015 17:42:11 GMT
Dear BadHabbie:
I have a rash where there should be no rash. I think it is how I use my old equipment but it is so comfortable I just can't bring myself to use other things.
Please, advise
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Post by Fletcher on May 27, 2015 18:05:54 GMT
Dear Badhabbie,
I have heard that my shoulder pads are too big, and it is affecting my play? Are they?
Regards,
-Loui
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Post by 50belowzero on May 27, 2015 18:13:06 GMT
Dear Badhabbie,
Someone told me it is beneficial to soak your stick before using it. This seems odd,is there any benefit?
Thx in advance
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Post by bookboy007 on May 27, 2015 18:40:14 GMT
This is not going to go well....
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Post by badhabitude on May 27, 2015 21:57:47 GMT
Dear BadHabbie: I have a rash where there should be no rash. I think it is how I use my old equipment but it is so comfortable I just can't bring myself to use other things. Please, advise Dear Rashie, I would advise you to see your gynecologist as soon as you can. Regards, - BadHabbie
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Post by badhabitude on May 27, 2015 22:06:45 GMT
Dear Badhabbie, I have heard that my shoulder pads are too big, and it is affecting my play? Are they? Regards, -Loui Dear Loui, The one whose opinion matters most is your own, so trust your own judgement and next time you are in Montreal find a fan named Marco and kick him square in the nuts. Regards, - BadHabbie
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Post by badhabitude on May 27, 2015 22:07:35 GMT
Dear Badhabbie, Someone told me it is beneficial to soak your stick before using it. This seems odd,is there any benefit? Thx in advance Dear Soaker, It depends on what you are soaking it in. Regards, - BadHabbie
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Post by kelvana33 on May 27, 2015 22:41:10 GMT
Dear Badhabbie,
Sometimes, while experiencing a bowel movement, a splash comes up gets me wet. I realize while on the throne that sometimes your the bug, sometimes your the windshield...Any advice?
Thanks,
Moist in Mass.
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Post by badhabitude on May 27, 2015 22:53:36 GMT
Dear Moist in Mass.
Shit happens
Regards,
- BadHabbie
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Post by Deleted on May 27, 2015 22:55:08 GMT
Dear Badhabbie,
On another hockey forum I had an obsession replying to trolls.
Was this normal or should I have sought out psychiatric help ?
Thanks,
Wack job
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Post by badhabitude on May 27, 2015 23:30:15 GMT
Dear Wack job,
Surprisingly I can relate to this. I replay to every query no matter how enormous a buffoon the person is. So yes, totally normal and no need for a shrink.
Regards,
- BadHabbie
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Post by UtahGetMeTwo on May 28, 2015 3:07:53 GMT
Dear BadHabbie,
Just reply to bostonfan "32 Pims" 191646 and you can relive conversing with a buffoon.
Your welcome,
King Stahlman!
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Post by goodnewsbears on May 28, 2015 9:58:03 GMT
Dear BadHabbie, Some people say my stick is too big. I like it the way it is and the chicks seem to as well. Do you think people complaining about my long stick are just jealous? JJ in Florida
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Post by badhabitude on May 28, 2015 11:39:04 GMT
Dear JJ,
Your stick is very large and your pockets are deep, the problem is that your arms are too short.
Regards,
- BadHabbie
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Post by Deleted on May 28, 2015 11:52:51 GMT
Dear Badhabbie,
I am a very talented player, but fat and lazy. I am considered an auto cup player who scores 40 goals a season. But I have never won it.......and never have scored 40 goals.
What can I do to achieve these two things ?
Yours truly,
Picked on in Toronto.
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Post by badhabitude on May 28, 2015 12:47:36 GMT
Dear Picked on in Toronto,
As long as you can go night fishing with friends nothing else much matters and its nice to have nice long summers off so I would say you have it made. And if you do pop in 40, they will expect that every year -a no win situation.
Regards,
- BadHabbie
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Post by Deleted on May 28, 2015 13:07:07 GMT
Dear Badhabbie,
I am a 56 year old male. Should I consider starting my own advice column in a female dominated profession ?
Yours truly,
Take that Bitches
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Post by badhabitude on May 28, 2015 14:00:31 GMT
Dear Take that Bitches
Fuck yes! Take those bitches down!
Regards,
- BadHabbie
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Post by Deleted on May 28, 2015 14:06:30 GMT
Dear Badhabbie,
What is the best way to get ready for a night of watching NHL hockey..........sitting on the beach in your speedos or skating on a backyard rink ?
Yours truly,
Tanlined ass.
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Post by badhabitude on May 28, 2015 14:07:43 GMT
Dear King Stahlman,
I can live with the memories.
Regards,
- BadHabbie
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Post by badhabitude on May 28, 2015 14:10:06 GMT
Dear Tan lined Ass,
Neither. The best way to enjoy a night of NHL hockey is to start drinking early. And if you go to the game smuggle in those nip bottles.
Regards,
- BadHabbie
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Post by Deleted on May 28, 2015 14:17:17 GMT
Dear Tan lined Ass, Neither. The best way to enjoy a night of NHL hockey is to start drinking early. And if you go to the game smuggle in those nip bottles. Regards, - BadHabbie What if one doesn't drink ? Should I start or just move to Colorado ? Yours truly, Tanlined Ass
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Post by seobrien on May 28, 2015 14:18:46 GMT
Dear Badhabbie,
It's been a while since I've ended someone's career. I'm afraid the public may have forgotten me. Should just accept it or do you think I should chicken wing a star center next season?
-CookieMonster in Minnesota
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Post by NAS on May 29, 2015 12:02:52 GMT
Dear Badhabbie,
Despite pretty much everyone getting along very well, I can't help myself. I just need to be a dick to people and start shit. Is that wrong?
Sincerely,
Seafood Soup
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