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Post by badhabitude on May 23, 2019 20:37:15 GMT
Dear BadHabbie, I really hate NHL players such as paquette, perron, pageau, parenteau, pelletier, poirier, pouliot ... I almost put my finger on it but realized that I don't dislike Pasternak, Paillé, Peverly .... Please help..... Dear LostInHabLand, Sounds like a bad neighborhood, move away. It can only get worse as their fortunes continue to fail and they will become all the more desperate. regards, BadHabbie |
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Post by goodnewsbears on May 23, 2019 21:59:02 GMT
Dear Badhabbie,
I went to see a game in the 11 SCF and the Bruins won the Cup. I didn’t go see them in the 13 SCF and they didn’t win the Cup. Should I sell a vehicle and take out a second mortgage on my home to buy a ticket to a 19 SCF game?
GNBfromBDC
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Post by badhabitude on May 24, 2019 14:30:40 GMT
Dear Badhabbie, I went to see a game in the 11 SCF and the Bruins won the Cup. I didn’t go see them in the 13 SCF and they didn’t win the Cup. Should I sell a vehicle and take out a second mortgage on my home to buy a ticket to a 19 SCF game? GNBfromBDC Dear GNB, Let's keep things in perspective, it's really only entertainment when you think about it, and you should first consider more sensible strategies in coming up with money for SCF tix. I think you should consider selling one or all of your children. I understand that a healthy kid can fetch a pretty penny, and you're going to save yourself a lot more money in the long run without college tuition payments and etc. A little money can be saved by eating the family pets and dumpster diving at supermarkets rather than buying groceries, using old newspaper for toilet paper, wash your clothes while showering to save water, donate your body to science, get your dental work done in Mexico, sell your blood and always remember to stock up on the free condiments when you go to fast food places. All that should get you a seat at the SCF. Of course while you're there you will probably want to imbibe in the concessions or a few beverages, so keep one vehicle to live in and sell any other vehicles and sell your house, of course you will have to limit to one hotdog and 2 beers, but it will be worth it. Your net worth will be next to nothing, but you will be rich in memories. Regards, BadHabbie |
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Post by davinator on May 28, 2019 15:54:29 GMT
Dear Badhabbie, I went to see a game in the 11 SCF and the Bruins won the Cup. I didn’t go see them in the 13 SCF and they didn’t win the Cup. Should I sell a vehicle and take out a second mortgage on my home to buy a ticket to a 19 SCF game? GNBfromBDC Dear GNB, Let's keep things in perspective, it's really only entertainment when you think about it, and you should first consider more sensible strategies in coming up with money for SCF tix. I think you should consider selling one or all of your children. I understand that a healthy kid can fetch a pretty penny, and you're going to save yourself a lot more money in the long run without college tuition payments and etc. A little money can be saved by eating the family pets and dumpster diving at supermarkets rather than buying groceries, using old newspaper for toilet paper, wash your clothes while showering to save water, donate your body to science, get your dental work done in Mexico, sell your blood and always remember to stock up on the free condiments when you go to fast food places. All that should get you a seat at the SCF. Of course while you're there you will probably want to imbibe in the concessions or a few beverages, so keep one vehicle to live in and sell any other vehicles and sell your house, of course you will have to limit to one hotdog and 2 beers, but it will be worth it. Your net worth will be next to nothing, but you will be rich in memories. Regards, BadHabbie Don't forget to buy a 50/50 ticket...last one was US$160,000. It may just get you a little closer to breaking even.
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Post by badhabitude on May 28, 2019 16:44:13 GMT
Dear GNB, Let's keep things in perspective, it's really only entertainment when you think about it, and you should first consider more sensible strategies in coming up with money for SCF tix. I think you should consider selling one or all of your children. I understand that a healthy kid can fetch a pretty penny, and you're going to save yourself a lot more money in the long run without college tuition payments and etc. A little money can be saved by eating the family pets and dumpster diving at supermarkets rather than buying groceries, using old newspaper for toilet paper, wash your clothes while showering to save water, donate your body to science, get your dental work done in Mexico, sell your blood and always remember to stock up on the free condiments when you go to fast food places. All that should get you a seat at the SCF. Of course while you're there you will probably want to imbibe in the concessions or a few beverages, so keep one vehicle to live in and sell any other vehicles and sell your house, of course you will have to limit to one hotdog and 2 beers, but it will be worth it. Your net worth will be next to nothing, but you will be rich in memories. Regards, BadHabbie Don't forget to buy a 50/50 ticket...last one was US$160,000. It may just get you a little closer to breaking even.
Dear Davinator, I give the advice around here. Stay in your lane. Regards, BadHabbie |
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Post by davinator on May 29, 2019 15:23:09 GMT
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Post by badhabitude on Jun 10, 2019 13:37:28 GMT
Welcome to the Dear BadHabbie radio show!
We're on the air live.
OK, first caller. We have a Mr. Stuperman on the line, you're on!
(grunting sounds) knuckles (grunting sounds) bleed (grunting sounds)
BadHabbie, yes Mr. StuperMan, we've spoken about this many times now. You need to stop dragging those knuckles on the ground.
Thank you, next caller!
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Post by badhabitude on Mar 26, 2020 16:42:46 GMT
A new letter in the Dear BadHabbie mailbox today! Dear BadHabbie, I've been saying that the coronavirus is no different than any other virus and I've had doctors back me up on this. A forum member, or two, or maybe more have given me a hard time about this and have been unkind and calling me names. How can I stop them from giving me a hard time? sincerely, 'D' Dear 'D', As the letter endorsed by a zillion doctors from reputable health institutions shows, you were dead wrong. So just admit that you were wrong and shut the fuck up about it you idiot. with warmest regards, BadHabbie |
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Post by goodnewsbears on Mar 26, 2020 16:54:44 GMT
Dear BadHabbie,
A nurse I know said her hospital didn’t have any COVID-19 cases. Does that mean I can invite 100 of my closest friends to my house to celebrate the fact that we’ve got this beat?
Sincerely,
Mr, Coronacansuckmydick
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Post by badhabitude on Mar 26, 2020 23:20:22 GMT
Dear BadHabbie, A nurse I know said her hospital didn’t have any COVID-19 cases. Does that mean I can invite 100 of my closest friends to my house to celebrate the fact that we’ve got this beat? Sincerely, Mr, Coronacansuckmydick Dear Mr Coronacansuckmydick, I would need to visually examine the nurse with little or no clothing on before I could advise you. The name you chose kinda opened the door for this. Regards, BadHabbie |
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Post by badhabitude on Oct 15, 2022 14:50:17 GMT
A new letter in the Dear BadHabbie mailbox today! Dear BadHabbie, I've been saying that the coronavirus is no different than any other virus and I've had doctors back me up on this. A forum member, or two, or maybe more have given me a hard time about this and have been unkind and calling me names. How can I stop them from giving me a hard time? sincerely, 'D' Dear 'D', As the letter endorsed by a zillion doctors from reputable health institutions shows, you were dead wrong. So just admit that you were wrong and shut the fuck up about it you idiot. with warmest regards, BadHabbie Dear 'D', I owe you a public apology, here it is 3 years or so later and no one even remembers what that "coronavirus" thing was because it was simply just another virus. with warmest regards, BadHabbie |
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Post by bookboy007 on Oct 18, 2022 18:58:37 GMT
Where's GNB and JMW?
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Post by 50belowzero on Oct 19, 2022 5:01:15 GMT
I thought when GNB stopped in for a visit during Covid he said he mainly sticks to Twitter now, JMW has been checking in just not posting. He's likely still assessing... |
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Post by dannycater on Oct 25, 2022 14:01:32 GMT
Dear Badhabbie,
Is it safe to leave town? The Devil fortune-telling machine says I need to stay, but my wife says we need to go.
signed,
Shatner
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Post by badhabitude on Oct 25, 2022 18:04:41 GMT
Dear Badhabbie, Is it safe to leave town? The Devil fortune-telling machine says I need to stay, but my wife says we need to go. signed, Shatner Dear Shatner, A relaxing vacation will do wonders for you. Get a window seat on the plane over the wing. regards, BadHabbie |
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Post by dannycater on Nov 24, 2022 22:08:29 GMT
Dear BadHabbie,
the team I follow is 17-3, and am told I need to worry about mythical collapes, worry about salary cap, and worry about some goalies named Igor even though they have 34 points out of a possible 40. Do I need to worry or is the sky-is-falling-crowd waiting for some shoe to drop?
thanks,
cannydater
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Post by stevegm on Nov 28, 2022 20:48:43 GMT
Dear BadHabbie, the team I follow is 17-3, and am told I need to worry about mythical collapes, worry about salary cap, and worry about some goalies named Igor even though they have 34 points out of a possible 40. Do I need to worry or is the sky-is-falling-crowd waiting for some shoe to drop? thanks, cannydater Dear Cannydater. As my producers have advised, "I block fuckwits" Regards Bad Habbie |
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Post by mdsizzle on Dec 6, 2022 2:07:29 GMT
After a thorough analysis of the post, I conclude this is an IMPOSTER! Notice the separation of Badhabbies name.. He is Badhabbie, not a Habbie who is bad. Also the distinct absence of the signature comma after regards... Classic tomfoolery. Mr. Dater, my organization recommends you open an investigation via the provided link that is definitely not a scam: www.gotchasucker.com* Disclaimer - Sizz is not liable for what may or may not be on the other end of any provided link. |
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