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Post by badhabitude on Jun 3, 2015 11:58:49 GMT
Sepp from Zürich,
Step in as an adviser first and work your way to the top, and get used to lighter envelopes.
Regards,
- BadHabbie
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Post by badhabitude on Jun 3, 2015 12:00:05 GMT
Dear readers,
Please understand that good and quality responses are above my pay grade.
Regards,
- BadHabbie
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Post by badhabitude on Jun 3, 2015 13:54:47 GMT
Dear Iron Mike,
"The grass is always greener." Sometimes a great opportunity is staring you in the face right where you are. You should check out the local politics and hook up with this Putin guy, seems like you both have a lot in common and a new more rewarding career could be right around the corner. Think about it. Imagine if you could water board a nonproductive player? Sound like fun, doesn't it?
Regards,
- BadHabbie
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Post by badhabitude on Jun 3, 2015 15:23:47 GMT
And from the mailbag - written with a bloody finger.
DEAR BADHABBIE,
I DROVE AWAY ALL NON BELIEVERS. I WON. ME N MARCO N ADAM WERE RIGHT. WE ARE BETTER WITHOUT YOU. WE ARE GOING TO PUT A PIGS HEAD ON A STAKE ON OUR ISLAND. WE WERE RIGHT.
GLAD YOU ARE GONE J WEN
Dear J Wen,
You should consider cutting down on the testosterone and steroid supplements. Probably should consider quitting.
Regards,
BadHabbie
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Post by badhabitude on Jun 3, 2015 22:27:16 GMT
And another from the mailbag - written in crayon.
dser dabaddie,
i haf dis ease were i text b4 ane brsin actifity ahppnes. den i kep say it ni mstter how dum, 4 evr. olsa haf fren nsme jwen yous 2 much styroid n wsnt 2 sacfice humsn bebee. whst 2 due?
hlep! msrco.
Dear msrco,
I have 3 things to say; 1) I have no idea what language that is. 2) I am sure you can't spell in any language. 3) You have the type of pure idiocy and borishness that can transcend language.
Regards,
BadHabbie
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Post by Deleted on Jun 3, 2015 22:42:37 GMT
And another from the mailbag - written in crayon. dser dabaddie, i haf dis ease were i text b4 ane brsin actifity ahppnes. den i kep say it ni mstter how dum, 4 evr. olsa haf fren nsme jwen yous 2 much styroid n wsnt 2 sacfice humsn bebee. whst 2 due? hlep! msrco. Dear msrco, I have 3 things to say; 1) I have no idea what language that is. 2) I am sure you can't spell in any language. 3) You have the type of pure idiocy and borishness that can transcend language. Regards, BadHabbie Dear Badhabbie, What does one do when his chest is hurting from laughing at foreign language advice column letters and responses ? Yours truly, Coughing chest
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Post by badhabitude on Jun 3, 2015 23:15:46 GMT
Dear Coughing chest,
You could go over to the special needs class known as BDC and start kicking the shit out of... oh. never mind, I've seen you've taken my advice before I even wrote it.
Regards,
BadHabbie
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Post by Deleted on Jun 10, 2015 12:02:38 GMT
Dear Badhabbie,
What kind of players would stay clear of in the upcoming draft ?
Yours truly, TM
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Post by badhabitude on Jun 11, 2015 20:08:46 GMT
Dear TM,
Avoid players who have the giant cast from their major knee surgery the week before the draft. Also, if you are looking at a German guy who can't skate and you can't decide whether he's a Satan worshiper or a neo Nazi, skip that one, too. Then look at their stats and make sure they have numbers other than lots of zeros (for non goalies).
Regards,
BadHabbie
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Post by seobrien on Jun 12, 2015 16:22:57 GMT
Dear Badhabbie,
I've recently discovered from some JWensink character that we here are just a bunch of non-thinking puppets and yes-men to a mythic scientological creature known as "The NAS".
I'm very concerned that I've lost my ability for independent thought and am just a part of some hive minded circle jerk where we all just agree with "The NAS" and really know nothing about hockey.
Should I try to break free of this thought control manipulation or should I just accept the fact that I'm a kool-aid drinking, level 2 Thetan?
sincerely,
Cruising for a Bruising
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Post by schlich on Jun 12, 2015 16:27:47 GMT
Dear readers, Please understand that good and quality responses are above my pay grade. Regards, - BadHabbie This is great! Nearly every one of your responses is lol. Thanks!
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Post by badhabitude on Jun 12, 2015 19:58:44 GMT
Dear Cruising for a Bruising,
You should be very concerned about losing the ability of independent thought, and anything that even remotely smacks of a "hive minded circle jerk" should be avoided at all costs, particularly when one individual drives that group think. You should certainly break free, but ask NAS if its OK first.
Regards,
BadHabbie
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Post by Fletcher on Jun 12, 2015 23:05:43 GMT
Dear BadHabbie,
Who would you say was the better pre-World War II Irish Prime Minister, Eamon De Valera or W.T. Cosgrave?
It's Cosgrave, right?
Cheers,
-Gerry Adams
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Post by Fletcher on Jun 12, 2015 23:12:31 GMT
(this one turned up in my inbox for some reason. Forwarding it along...)
Dear BadHabbie,
Do you think PK Subban will ever kiss me again?
Regards,
-Pining Pierre
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Post by RichHillOntario on Jun 12, 2015 23:41:22 GMT
Dear BadHabbie,
Fix the Leafs.
B. S.
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Post by badhabitude on Jun 13, 2015 13:19:52 GMT
Dear Gerry Adams,
You Irish are all fucked up.
Regards,
BadHabbie
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Post by badhabitude on Jun 13, 2015 13:35:22 GMT
Dear Pining Pierre,
Probably not, but no worries, there are plenty of fish in the sea. Remember this?
Regards,
BadHabbie
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Post by badhabitude on Jun 13, 2015 14:02:08 GMT
Dear B.S.,
Check the signs of an abusive relationship, you have all of them. Your abusive relationship will only grow worse. Realize that there is no hope for you abusive partner and save yourself while there is time.
Regards,
BadHabbie
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Post by Deleted on Jun 21, 2015 15:00:08 GMT
Dear Badhabbie,
I have a hard time getting others to "pay close attention" to what I have to say.
What should I do ?
Yours truly, Goodattitude.
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Post by badhabitude on Jun 22, 2015 1:02:39 GMT
Dear Goodattitude,
This is a common problem many readers have asked me, so you are not alone. And I will give you the same advice. Oh, wait a minute, what was your question again? I wasn't paying attention.
Regards,
BadHabbie
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Post by Deleted on Jun 24, 2015 10:40:03 GMT
Dear Badhabbie,
I am a hoarder of junk.
The garbage pail is not an option.
Is this normal for a 56 year old man ? Or am I re-living my youth ......this time....... as a teenaged messy girl ?
Yours truly.......Clutter Freak.
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Post by Fletcher on Jun 24, 2015 17:14:55 GMT
Ha. I had a feeling that was coming. We've been taking advice from a guy who hoards trinkets...
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Post by Deleted on Jun 25, 2015 12:52:20 GMT
And the Badhabbie is stumped over the last letter ......no reply............didn't think this was possible.
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Post by badhabitude on Jun 25, 2015 20:21:19 GMT
Dear Readers,
Please be patient as I am sometimes slow to respond because of the overwhelming amount of requests I receive.
Regards,
BadHabbie
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Post by badhabitude on Jun 25, 2015 20:24:28 GMT
Dear Clutter Freak,
Yes, this behavior is quite normal and there is nothing girlish about it. You never know when you might need to insert that very sharp martini stirrer into someone's eye and re-enact a Red Dwarf episode of Star Bug 2 falling into a time hole by inserting it into someone's anus.
Regards,
BadHabbie
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